[This here’s an old shanty dedicated to our resident cannibal (we are all stardust, mind), Aditi. You might know her, she’s out there on the wickerweb, goes by aditiclicks these days.]
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Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
There never has been a cannibal-queen
Like Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
In hoary morns
‘Tween mountain horns
Where cavewomen smoked pot
There was no one
Who had a run
Like Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
(Chorus:)
Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
There never has been a cannibal-queen
Like Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
She tasted the guts
Of unruly mutts
On icy sundering seas,
She fried innards
Of dead seabirds
And seasoned it with cheese!
(Chorus:)
Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
There never has been a cannibal-queen
Like Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
She climbed on hills
With gutted krills
And savoured them alone,
She killed the goose
And felled the moose
And licked clean every bone!
(Chorus:)
Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
There never has been a cannibal-queen
Like Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
She dragged the whale
Up by his tail
And ripped open his ribs,
And when the Plague
Ravaged the Hague
She jumped up and called dibs!
(Chorus:)
Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
There never has been a cannibal-queen
Like Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
And now she’s here
Our ends are near
But yet we shall take heart,
When she’s asleep
(She sleeps quite deep)
We’ll get out if we’re smart!
(Chorus:)
Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
There never has been a cannibal-queen
Like Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
There never has been a cannibal-queen
Like Aditi Guts-a-Lot!
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