Noice Toime

Then suddenly this morning, out of the blue, a weasel informs me that I have been nominated in a ‘blogger award’ chainpost.

Completely unexpected, but I am not putting much on my blog these days, so I thought I’d play along, but with my own modifications added to the game.

I would like to thank my fren Queervisitor for nominating me for the Vincent Ehindero Blogger awards!

What are the Vincent Ehindero Blogger awards? – I have not a clue.

Forget about the awards. Let’s just go through the motions. More meaningful that way.

Rules for the award:

  1. Display the blog award log in your blog. (Won’t)
  2. Thank the blogger who nominated you and add their blog website. (Heh heh an obligatory Thank You is no Thank You at all)
  3. Answer the questions they have given you. (This might be worthwhile. The rule doesn’t say ‘truthfully’)
  4. Nominate 7 to 10 bloggers of your choice and inform them on one of their blog post. (Bad grammar. So I won’t nominate anyone. “I WILL NOT STOP THE WHEEL. I WILL BREAK THE WHEEL!”)
  5. Ask them 7 questions. (Ask whom? They dead.)

Questions for nominees if they choose to participate: (They won’t. I sed, they ded.)

  1. How were you inspired to start blogging?
  2. How to you spend time relaxing? (Really? Really, Nandika? You did not proofread what you copied? ‘How to you’??????)
  3. What country do you live in?
  4. What are two of your favorite blogging topics?
  5. What is your favorite food?
  6. How often do you blog?
  7. Are you a great cook?

My Answers: 

  1. It was a mad, intoxicated moment of self-deception when I promised an exotic dancer in a seedy bar in Mos Eisley that I would become a Terran blogger.
  2.  Boiling cabbages.
  3. Kazakhstan.
  4. Making blood-sausages and peeling onions with your teeth; Death-metal Vikram-yoga.
  5. Tennesse watermelons. 
  6. Depends on how hard my muse is trying.
  7. What kind of question is that? Have you no shame?

My nominees:

  1. ded Shakespeare
  2. ded Milton
  3. ded Coleridge
  4. ded Keats
  5. ded Tagore
  6. ded Asimov
  7. ded Sagan

To all my fellow aiyyars and aiyyaras who love reading my blog – ROFLMAO!!! Let us keep weaving weevils and bugs out of beads and shards together and share our unique perspectives with each other. Blogging has been a partly fun, partly lame experience thanks to you guys, and every other guy in the world! Sorry, gals, you don’t exist. Patriarchal society, savvy?

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