Humpback Hampster High School

The Humpback Hampster High School
In Toyling Tinsel Town
Has sixteen yellow buses that
Go up the town and down.

It is a neat deal being there
A place of such renown
The Humpback Hampster High School
In Toyling Tinsel Town.

For food they have their candies
For drink they have their juice,
They have their schoolbags on their backs
And laces on their shoes,

The yellow smiling faces there
Do not know what’s a frown
In Humpback Hampster High School
In Toyling Tinsel Town.

They sing their songs of cheerfulness
They paint their posters bright
They plan their plans and tell each other
All will be alright,

They go up in the morning, and
By noon they all come down,
In Humpback Hampster High School
In Toyling Tinsel Town.

They learn to be good leaders
They learn how to review
They learn nice words like ‘useful’, ‘social’,
And ‘proactive’ too

They learn how to be go-getters
And never to look down,
In Humpback Hampster High School
In Toyling Tinsel Town.

The teachers have their lesson plans,
And students have their schemes,
They make appropriate use of time
And don’t waste it on dreams,

They make ’em perfect subjects
For sceptre, throne and crown
In Humpback Hampster High School
In Toyling Tinsel Town.

They have their days all sorted out,
There is no room for flaff,
They have their future packed and sealed
By experienced staff.

They keep an ever-watchful eye
They’ll never let you down,
In Humpback Hampster High School
In Toyling Tinsel Town.

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